How to be a tool

I've noticed that if you want to be a tool, there are a few easy things that you can do to let others know that you are a tool.
1. Play the piano in the Wilk. That piano is not meant to be played, no one cares that you can play the piano and you're not impressing anybody because 99 percent of BYU plays the piano.
2. Launch stuff with slingshots down a dorm hall, such as hot pockets or muffins.
3. When you have the floor, it is not okay to just talk and talk and talk about nothing while other people are waiting to speak and or perform talents. A floor in this sense is not a public good, when you consume, it effects others.
4. Go to the econ lab with no idea how to do the homework and ask the tas to do it for you when you obviously have no clue what you're talking about.
5. Actually like the Utah Jazz, Denver Nuggets, L.A. Lakers, or any other just classless teams.
6. Play supersmah bros everyday and not even be good enough to get all 45 kills on stock 15.
7. Make people cut their hair for a intramural game.