I know that you are hungry. I know what you want. I'm gonna give it to ya.
Here it is. A long list of Brad Corbett's favorite things. Happy almost earth day everybody. Don't expect any earth day presents other than this. This is it.
Favorite Color: Green. Blue. Purple. (Changes with the seasons)
Favorite Dish: McDonald’s Cheeseburger
Favorite Number: 3
Favorite Shoe: Nike (size 10.5 or 11) feel free to send me new kicks.
Favorite Shoe Style: low top
Favorite Cookie: Chocolate Chip or Double Chocolate Chunk Chip (say four and a half times fast)
Favorite Type of Hug: bear.
Favorite Animal: killer whale
Favorite Computer: not this one.
Favorite Phone: my phone. iPhone I call it.
Favorite Smell: lemons.
Favorite Place on Earth: the mantle.
Favorite Element: Americanium
Favorite Cat: sphynx
Favorite Squiggly on Word when you make a mistake: Green
Favorite Knife: pocket. Watch yourself.
Favorite Greek God: Freakin Ares baby. I love love.
Favorite Country: Canada. they are passive, I am too.
Favorite Hair Color that I don’t have: blonde.
Favorite Type of Staple: two prong.
Favorite Hole-Punch: 3-hole punch with titanium steel that can cut through 64 sheets of paper.
Favorite Equation: y=mx+b
Favorite Winter Sport: swimming
Favorite Missionary Hand Out Card: “Play it with feeling”
Favorite Pizza: cheese.
Favorite Type of Cashew: peanut flavored.
Favorite Color Belt: brown, it goes with everything.
Favorite Color of Sock: white during the summer eclipse
Favorite Setting on the Air Conditioning: a balmy 68 degrees. ..Fahrenheit
Favorite Rapper: Bee-Money
Favorite Football Game Half-time Score: 24-0
Favorite Heart Made From an animal: Flamingo heart.
Favorite time of the day: 11:11 (all ones baby.. forget the deuces)
Favorite Skateboard: DGK (Dirty Ghetto Kids) …that is a real board, I have it.
Favorite Crop: Cotton.
Favorite Type of Water: H2O (purified)
Favorite State Name of the United States: New Jersey (what’s that mean? That’s a uniform!)
Favorite Dance Move: oppo stanky leg (aka Clean Leg)
Favorite T.V. Show after the time of 6pm: American Idol
Favorite T.V. Show before the time of 6pm: Everybody Loves Raymond
Favorite Store in the Cougareat: Sugar & Spice
Favorite key noise: when they jangle.
Favorite Sound ever: the sound of keys being pressed on a firm keyboard.
Favorite Crayon Color: Macaroni n Cheese
Favorite Digital Camera: Kodak
Favorite Mythical Beast: Unikodak (unicorn + Kodiak bear)
Favorite Animal Matchup I would love to see: Kodiak Bear vs. Blue Whale.
These were all written and endorsed by the man, Bradley Michael Corbett himself. Don't believe me. Ask him. He is on the f-book.
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