Words To Know In Case of An Emergency

The English language is said to be one of the hardest languages in the world to learn. I have been speaking this language for approximately 19 years (I will be speaking it for 19 years exactly on December 20th of 2009) and I still do not know all of the words included in our language. Some new words I have found that you may want to keep hidden in your memory armory in the back of your head in case you have to impress a fellow human or defend yourself, here they are:

1.) Mungo --- a dumpster diver.

Example of a time of use: If someone calls you a mungo and laughs at you, do not follow their lead and laugh with them because they are laughing at you a

nd calling you trashy. Do not fall for this cheap trick. kay good.

2.) Erinaceous --- like a hedge hog.

Example of a time of use: Lets say that you are on a special ops mission in Austria or some other foreign nation and your partner says "be incognito," instead of going along with this you will reply back with "NO. Be erinaceous!" Hedge hogs are equally sneaky as incognito, I personally cannot say I have ever seen a hedge hog.

3.) Pronk --- a weak or foolish person.

Example of a time of use: If someone dumb is calling you dumb, call them a pronk. They will not know how to react and this will be the setup move to drop the "mungo" bomb on them. As they are dazed and confused with your literature terminology you can then be "erinaceous" and slip away from the confrontation.

4.) Tyrotoxism --- to be poisoned by cheese.

Example of a time of use: if Burger King puts expired or poisoned cheese on your burger and you become extremely sick from this, you can file a lawsuit for tyrotoxism. Bad Burger King. Bad.

5.) Widdiful --- someone who deserves to be hanged.

Example of a time of use: If you ever hear your name and th

is word in the same sentence.... RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great week everyone. I love yall (aka you all).

Sincerely and for the republic of the Natural State,

A*State Jolly Rancher